Thursday, June 28, 2012

Commando: A Poem

A man takes 10 bullets to his chest in front of his house.
A man takes a chair leg through his chest in hotel room.
A man has a large pipe thrown through him.
A man has his throat slit.
A man is impaled.
A man is scalped by a flying saw blade.
A man is axed in his groin.
A man has an arm cut off by a machete.
A man says “Slitting that little girl’s throat will be like cutting warm butter.”
A man is hit by a car and killed.
A man is dropped from the edge of a cliff.

—From IMDB’s Parent’s guide to Commando, via Austin Kleon

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