Wednesday, October 15, 2014

never catch me

Find your beach.  Put on your cutest shit and go to the fucking party and run it. A singular exhibit for a singular starman. Navigating all the fringe beliefs in LA. What I semi-seriously believe early childhood development to look like, moon allergies, witch hands and all. 10 grammar mistakes people love to correct that aren't actually wrong. For moms everywhere, I will find Oprah at this Oprah weekend. The reclusive, doll collecting copper queen of New York. Mongolian throat singing in the hands of a trained soprano.

the haunting, and curiously joyful:

Never Catch Me - Flying Lotus feat. Kendrick Lamar

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

pie and coffee edition

Drinking a cold G&T in a rattan chair with a fan overhead — I like that a lot. Some of these zones really speak to me. Artistic advice from an awesome mom.  We cook to make ourselves indispensable and special. Delivering the mail, our collective secret dream job, not always so dreamy actually. What happens when your pet gets internet famous or, more generally, why do we meme? Artisanal cartography in the age of ArcGIS. This humpback whale goes Full.Damn.Breach.My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.” Fictional cities and fantastic architecture.

Aaaaaand, in honor of some damn fine news yesterday:

Saturday, October 4, 2014

suggested undergraduate thesis titles

"The Poetry of Tiana Pyer-Pereira:
Using Extended Nature Metaphors to Explore the Contours of a Failed Relationship"

Monday, September 29, 2014

for your coffee break

Daphne du Maurier: the original Gone Girl. Female sexuality and how our feeble imaginations constrain what we can see through science. What is the Midwest?: An inquiry in 41 maps. Shonda Rhimes and being the Only One. "The obituary as a form has moved beyond protecting the family's narrative". Personal aspirations for fall. Do's and Don'ts in the age of the never ending first date. White girls who make jokes about 'white girls' as if this category doesn't include us OR the importance of friendship diversity. Welcome to Stealthy Starbucks.  9/11 and how cities become a part of you. All of Harry Potter summarized in a single comic.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Vic Mensa - Down On My Luck

Reviving my blog to effervesce about this song / video / Mensa in general. Dude's going Groundhog Day on a song that will probably define my entire summer.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

too poor for pop culture

Miss Sheryl, Dontay, Bucket-Head and I compiled our loose change for a fifth of vodka. I’m the only driver, so I went to get it. On the way back I laughed at the local radio stations going on and on and on, still buzzing about Obama taking a selfie at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. Who cares? 
No really, who? Especially since the funeral was weeks ago.

So begins D. Watkin's article 'Too Poor for Pop Culture'. The rest of it gets even better.

Reading this piece reminded me of two other essays that attempt to uncover the dangerous ways we think and talk about race and work. The first dismantles the destructive work mythology of 'Do What You Love', highlighting the implicit class divisions inherent in this credo and shedding light on the labor mill that is adjunct professorship. The second, a report titled 'Moving the Race Conversation Forward', takes traditional media to task for focusing on exceptional individual stories instead of working to expose systemic racism. Watkin's article seems like a good place to start if we want to reverse both of these pernicious public dialogues.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

By the beard of Herman Melville

A partial list of all the euphemisms Herman Melville ever used for beards:
  • the crop
  • suburbs of the chin
  • homeward-bounders
  • fly-brushes
  • long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some aged oak
  • love-curls
  • Winnebago locks
  • carroty bunches
  • rebellious bristles
  • redundant mops
  • yellow bamboos
  • long whiskers
  • thrice-noble beards
  • plantations of hair
  • whiskerandoes
  • nodding harvests
  • viny locks
  • the fleece
  • fine tassels
  • goatees
  • imperials
  • sacred things
  • admiral’s pennant
  • manhood
  • muzzle-lashings
Source: unknown. I've had this as a saved email draft since February 2011. Who I meant to send it to still remains unclear.