Thursday, January 28, 2010


"How terrible it is when you say I love you and the person on the other end shouts back 'What?'" - Raise High the Roofbeams

"Aim without aiming." - Seymour

"Jesus knew — knew — that we're carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we're all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look..." - Franny & Zooey

"Somewhere along the line — in one damn incarnation or another, if you like — you not only had a hankering to be an actor or an actress but to be a good one. You're stuck with it now. You can't just walk out on the results of your own hankerings. Cause and effect, buddy, cause and effect. The only thing you can do now, the only religious thing you can do, is act. Act for God, if you want to — be God's actress, if you want to. What could be prettier? You can at least try to, if you want to — there's nothing wrong in trying." There was a slight pause. "You'd better get busy, though, buddy. The goddam sands run out on you every time you turn around. I know what I'm talking about. You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world." - Franny and Zooey

"I was six when I saw that everything was God....My sister was only a very tiny child then, and she was drinking her milk, and all of a sudden I saw that she was God and the milk was God" - Nine Stories

“The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.” - Word


Friday, January 22, 2010

Gift Ideas For My Birthday


No, seriously


So, I'm thinking about getting a cut. I want it to look kinda like this:

What do you think? Cute, huh? And I'm not just talking about her skirt. The only nervous part is bangs. I haven't had them since I was a wee girl, and my forehead has changed so much since then! Is there any way one can be sure of the cuteness/appropriateness of bangs before making their move?

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Sleep Talkin Man

So this guy in England talks in his sleep and says some of the nastiest, most batshit insane stuff I've ever heard.  And his wife records it on her blog for our collective laffs.  A few gems:

"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."

"Of course the zombie loved me. She gave me her heart. Mmmmm-hmmm. And her hand in marriage."

"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."

"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings." [ed. This statement is actually true.  Fucking noodle thugs]

"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."


Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Beautiful.  I want one for Chicago.


Anderson Cooper rescued a kid from a looter's riot.  What did you do today?(From)

Monday, January 18, 2010

American Idols

Debbie Harry isn't wearing no pants.

Joan Didion will break your face.