10K Day

Hey guys! It's my 10,000th day alive! On earth! (Thanks mom and dad!) Here's how I'ma celebrate:

• see 10,000 birds
• build the future with 10,000 Tuvaluans
• be one of Pennsylvania's 10,000 friends
• brand 10,000 lakes (not sure this is such a great idea, actually)
• synchronize myself with the 10,000 year clock
• visit the valley of 10,000 smokes
• interpret 10,000 dreams
• follow the path of 10,000 Greek mercenaries

Here's how you can celebrate: Learn more about the number 10,000. Find your own 10K Day. Come find me at Matchbox tonight. Be merry.